O-Blogger Post #13: Proposed Invention
Invention: "Marketing 3000"
Description: Literally, a “marketing machine.” Feed in current ads, newspapers, movies, magazines, and he comes out with marketing campaigns. For example, for soda, he knows that it should be marketed as a rebellious, active drink. Change youth into rebels with a cause. That cause: other sodas.
Projects:
-Books - “Batting 3000: Inside the Most Innovative 'Mind' in Marketing Today.” By Marketing 3000, with TBD
- “Does Not Compute: The Top 10 Mistakes Made by Carbon-based Marketers.” By Marketing 3000, with TBD
(on both books M3K should appear with robo-arms crossed across his chest, left shoulder facing camera and looking over left shoulder with menacing look on robo-face)
-Television appearances - The Apprentice Season 16. Judging marketing task with Donny Deutsch.
"Proposed Invention"
Restaurant-issued pen on bar-issued napkin
by Jock Calhoon
Description: Literally, a “marketing machine.” Feed in current ads, newspapers, movies, magazines, and he comes out with marketing campaigns. For example, for soda, he knows that it should be marketed as a rebellious, active drink. Change youth into rebels with a cause. That cause: other sodas.
Projects:
-Books - “Batting 3000: Inside the Most Innovative 'Mind' in Marketing Today.” By Marketing 3000, with TBD
- “Does Not Compute: The Top 10 Mistakes Made by Carbon-based Marketers.” By Marketing 3000, with TBD
(on both books M3K should appear with robo-arms crossed across his chest, left shoulder facing camera and looking over left shoulder with menacing look on robo-face)
-Television appearances - The Apprentice Season 16. Judging marketing task with Donny Deutsch.
"Proposed Invention"
Restaurant-issued pen on bar-issued napkin
by Jock Calhoon
posted by Dot at 8:16 AM
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