O-blogger Post #21: Outsider NYRB Personal Ad

Mid-western mesmerizer, Atkins and Tae Bo toned body, described as cross between Loni Anderson and Whoopi Goldberg. My personal trainer says I look “barely legal.” Bi-costal (the Mississippi and the Ohio). Loves people, places, things. Fried chicken salad at Bloomington (Indiana) Bennigan’s, Ultimate Nachos at Lebanon (Illinois) Hoollihan’s, 5-way w/ extra onions at Delhi Skyline. Reading Dan Brown at Wisconsin Dells, Sue Grafton at Lake of the Ozarks, M. Proust in the XVI Arondissement. Midwestern roots but new RV means loves to travel and has sense of adventure: Busch Gardens, Niagra Falls, Gatlinburg, Utica, Vacaville, Innsbruck (Illinois and Austria), Salzburg, Rome in August, Madame Tussaud’s. Looking for man’s man for Sundays in bed reading (Washington) Times, Fridays at home watching Ultimate Fighting, and Wednesdays at MOMA.

Outsider NYRB Personal Ad
by Heddy Fishbone-Hovenweep
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