Sunday, August 20, 2006

O-blogger Post #22: Some Useful Phrases

-We're burning daylight here
-A stitch in time saves nine
-My favorite thing about athletes is their athleticism
-Would you like to do someone a favor?
-When I am at home I am not at work, but when I am at work I am not at home
-That's the Open Door policy for you

"Some Useful Phrases"
by Rigoletto D'Elphino
crayon on desk chair

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

As it happens I have a favor to ask. Where do I ask?

3:21 PM  
Blogger Dot said...

Rigoletto D'Elphino may be reached at the State Asylum for the Spiritually Insane, Leuven, Belgium, European Union, GFLK XX0098. As Site Administrator, I may not divulge certain information about my Bloggers Brut. Please keep that in mind, Vision Quest, when I say that asking Mr. D'Elphino a favor could cause you to begin living in a reality rented from a three foot tall Belgian albino landlord who charges extremely high rent and never fixes the toilet that simply will not stop flushing.

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are other realities available for rent?

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can try, but you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

8:29 PM  

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