O-Blogger Post #26: Outsider NYRB Personal Ad II

Street-smart ex-stripper with stunning knife-fight scars, pleasure oriented intellectual with great tenured day job. Junk in the trunk, cobwebs in the attic, pots and pans in the kitchen, and a 25 watt smile. Indiscriminate interest in ultimate fighting, from Ultimate U-Bahn Uli to the Masticator. Wrecklessly literary. Hitch-hiking the PA turnpike (lost my E-Z Pass, will you help me get it back?), Gide on paper, Proust on tape. Graceland out of season. Ocean City (MD and NJ), cotton candy, brass tacks, carnies. Reenacting the battle of Appamattox at Appamattox, Gettysburg in Gettysburg, and Bull Run at the Frick. Looking for a young elderly (55-65) for conspicuous consumption at the San Marino 7-11, strolling the Huntington’s gardens with a small Cheetos and a Big Gulp, and fucking.

Outsider NYRB Personal Ad II
by Hilda Autobus
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