O-Blogger Post #28: Are you there God, it's me, Dwayne.

ARE YOU THERE GOD, ITS ME DWAYNE. WHY, GOD, WHY IS MY LIFE SUCH A FLIPPING JOKE. I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. I WANT TO UNDERSTAND. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG. I'M JUST TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE. ITS LIKE I'M IN A REALLY BAD JERRY LEWIS MOVIE FROM LATE IN HIS CAREER AND I'M NOT EVEN THE JERRY LEWIS CHARACTER. I'M "UNCREDITED." OR "FAT GUY NUMBER 2." JERRY TRIPS OVER MY OUTSTREACHED FOOT. SOME DAYS MY SCENE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT INTO THE MOVIE. JERRY THOUGHT I RUINED THE NARRATIVE ARC. OR SOMETHING. IS THIS A JOKE, GOD? BECAUSE I'M THINKING IT'S MY ACTUAL LIFE AND I GUESS THAT'S THE DISCONNECT. MY JOB IS A JOKE. MY LOVE LIFE IS A JOKE--BEING STALKED BY THE NUMBER 13 BUS DRIVER, GOD, NOT A "LOVE LIFE"!! (AND MAKES IT HARD TO GET TO WORK) THAT LLAMA THAT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE EVERY TIME I GO TO THE ZOO--NOT A LOVE LIFE!! AT LEAST NOT FOR ME, GOD. NO ONE LOOKS AT MY BLOG, GOD, IT'S A JOKE TOO. IN FACT I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF IT EXISTS. I MIGHT JUST BE TYPING ON MICROSOFT NOTEPAD OR SOMETHING, BUT SOMEONE TOLD ME IT WOULD BE IN CYBERSPACE. WHO THE FLIP KNOWS. WHATEVER, GOD, WHATEVER.

DWAYNE

"Are you there God, it's me, Dwayne"
Dwayne
Found Blog Post from Microsoft Notepad at Public Libraray