O-Blogger Post #19: More Outsider Emoticons

esculent ;;;;;;omp
pernicious LIMBO
sui generis &*&
septentrional ^
oleaginous ...^.....^....^
happy 34
so sad +
super sad ++
majorly happy 38
stoked 39

"More Outsider Emoticons"
Fingers on keyboard
by Garginno

O-Blogger Post #18: DC Lottery Stats

100s of 1000s will enter:
100,000 will win another lottery ticket
750 will win a casette tape of Chuck Brown's EP "Roll 'n' Win"
500 will win a free hot dog (chili not included) at Uncle Ben's Chili Bowl
250 will win an insulated DC Lottery lunch bag
250 will win a DC Lottery sports bottle
150 wil win a DC Lottery mouse pad
50 will win Marion Barry's forthcoming autobiography "A Crack in the System: Piping in Community-Minded Reform"
1 will win the jackpot of $46,782.32!

"DC Lottery Stats"
Lamar L'Enfant
HP "Smart" Typewriter

O-Blogger Post #17: Manifesto

given him the Rights of Man to which each was entitled, not by virtue of the body politic to which he belonged but by virtue of being born listening eyes upon the empty donut jar .

Shuffle

Shuffle

Bridge

DEAL!!!

"Manifesto"
by Jim Jimmerson
Ketchup on mental institution napkin

O-Blogger Post #16: Brackets

Mongolia ----
Duke------------
Duke -------
Cape Town
East Anglia-------
Pretoria-----------
Blaumfontain-------

UNC - Wilmington--------
UNSC---------
USC------------
EIIR
PRV----------
HRH --------------
HHH----------

This too ---------
Yoeman farmer-----------
Yoeman farmer------
Yeoman farmer
Digital-----------
Roaming --------------
Analog------------


Brackets
March Madness Brackets
by Mad Max

O-Blogger Post #15: Vaxgod Spam

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S P A M
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“Vaxgod Spam”
Logincom entry
Blayde Vylar

O-Blogger Post #14: All I'm Getting is Static

Subject:

I DID ORDER THE CABLES SO I COULD LOOK AT THE OLD MOVIES BUT ALL IM GET TING IS STATIC I PLUGGED IT INAND ALSO TURNED THE DIAL ALLIM GETTING IS STATIC PLEASECOME AND FIX THE CABLES AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE ALL IMGETTING IS STATIC AT THIS TIME >>

“All I’m getting is static”
Electronic message lost in the ether
by Essie Stein

O-Blogger Post #13: Proposed Invention

Invention: "Marketing 3000"
Description: Literally, a “marketing machine.” Feed in current ads, newspapers, movies, magazines, and he comes out with marketing campaigns. For example, for soda, he knows that it should be marketed as a rebellious, active drink. Change youth into rebels with a cause. That cause: other sodas.
Projects:
-Books - “Batting 3000: Inside the Most Innovative 'Mind' in Marketing Today.” By Marketing 3000, with TBD
- “Does Not Compute: The Top 10 Mistakes Made by Carbon-based Marketers.” By Marketing 3000, with TBD
(on both books M3K should appear with robo-arms crossed across his chest, left shoulder facing camera and looking over left shoulder with menacing look on robo-face)
-Television appearances - The Apprentice Season 16. Judging marketing task with Donny Deutsch.

"Proposed Invention"
Restaurant-issued pen on bar-issued napkin
by Jock Calhoon

O-Blogger Post #12: Ode to an all I

Italy Best Poems
Flaubert's Dave Your History
Mother I White Fatty
Absalom Invisible testiment history
The doornobs were installed hap-hazardly
Became remembering splendid evil
Citizen salt
We had the chicken liver appetizers for lunch the next day.

"Ode to an all I"
Harper Kelly
Pre-workshop Dada Poetry